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Tom Demotivational Poster


MORTICIAN'S TIP -


TAGS: tombstone humor
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:13 am
This is hilarious, UP yours


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic shit
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




TOMORROW - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.




PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: tomorrow doesn t look so hot either
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it. 5L
spacedog - February 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
Amsome Monday poster! 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:41 am
It's hard work running around all day, just trying to get a nut. 5L


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5


NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny


TAGS: nuclear atomic holly9000
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by holly9000

rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:05 pm

I sure miss Bozo.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
Speaking of beautiful, this photochop is. I seriously want a snow cone right now.
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
Cpn did you just say that Faceplant is beautiful and seductive?
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
You can't plan something to be that beautifully destructive.
sickartist - December 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
coulrophobia is the irrational fear of evil clowns. 5L for proving I'm not paranoid.


ATOMIC CAKE - Who said they couldn’t have a laugh in 1946 …


TAGS: 1946 cake atomic
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by tommyrat

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:35 pm
If you didn't think Nuclear War could be funny, you've clearly never seen Dr. Strangelove.
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:11 am
5L, this proves it, everything can be funny.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:56 am
Bazinga!
Derek - November 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
Bikini? Any less and she'd be wearing nothing atoll.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bob Hope: "As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell." 5 Bikinis


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


HAPPINESS IS... - Grilled cheese and tomato soup. You cannot disagree with this without lying.


TAGS: grilled cheese tomato soup
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Aros001

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 3:12 pm
5L!
cicilia - February 10, 2014, 11:08 pm
Grill Cheese ok, tomato soup is a big fat disgusting "NO!" how anyone can eat a grill cheese with tomato soup just amazes me, that stuff is absolutely disgusting.
deecougar - January 23, 2013, 7:59 pm
Of course you can disagree ... I disagree because I absolutely HATE tomato soup - love grilled cheese - hate tomato soup
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:07 am
Try it, you might like it :-)
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:05 am
You should at least try it :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 11:32 am
yeah, that's gross.
GaryO - January 8, 2013, 10:01 am
I am now sick to my stomach
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 9:50 am
This is my 2nd favorite lunch in the winter. But I put sharp cheddar chunks in the soup and bacon on the grilled cheese.....and that's why I weigh 250lbs.
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2013, 1:11 am
I also liked pb&j with cream of mushroom for a dip. Still do
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:47 am
Steak is happiness, this is homesickness food
Rudedog - January 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
This is pure childhood heaven. A ding dong for dessert please.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 7:48 pm
i'll take that kiddie meal: grilled cheese with diced onions and sausage and a side of tomato soup with grated parmesan cheese
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:44 pm
Guess I’m a big fat liar. That’s some kinda kiddie meal….and I’d be pyssed if someone put that in fronta me….BUT, nice tidy poster
Silverheart - January 7, 2013, 7:30 pm

I know I can't disagree. Of course, there are other definitions. But this is a good 'un. 5Ls


ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone


TAGS: blind rock bottom denied
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Yessir... a palpable hit!
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:54 am
well played
Waylander - February 20, 2011, 6:41 pm
Nicely done.
TheOne - February 18, 2011, 6:36 pm
Sir you made a homerun on your first swing,WTM!
wonkycactus - February 18, 2011, 5:15 pm
Thanks boys look forward to more
Feasibly - February 18, 2011, 10:17 am
I see what you're saying there Wonky. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 9:50 am
One of the best debuts I have seen. 5L
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:45 am

welcome to motifake, excellent 1st poster


WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.


TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by okami

lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.


TAGS: fruit tomato knowledge wisdom
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 10:05 am
Like Aubergine?
CloudchaserS - June 15, 2012, 7:44 am
My logic is that if tomatoes were a fruit, they'd go great with a fruit salad instead of a veggie salad


INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?


TAGS: intervention alcoholics bottom
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 1:22 pm
I've been looking at that pic on my hard drive for 2 weeks trying to figure out what to do with it. Thanks!
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:13 pm
freakin hilarious! 5L
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 12:59 pm
Thanks!
Reality Lord - April 12, 2011, 12:51 pm

ahhhh 5hoot me...i laughed.


0% -




APOCALYPSE - Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.




TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON


TAGS: tomcat navy military jet
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

Vanner - September 14, 2013, 6:07 pm
I would have thought the Spitfire or the P51 was the most recognised fighter plane. The Tomcat, probably the most recognised jet fighter..
AirStryke - February 14, 2010, 2:42 am
Well, with compliment of the Phoenix Missile, the Tomcat wasn't seen. But when it is seen, it is instantly recognized
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:44 am
Atually, with a compliment of Phoenix missiles, they are not recognized as often as bandits might hope.


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!


TAGS: jerry maguire tom cruise moderators
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice! I lol'd. 5 for you!
CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 10:22 am
Ha, I figured people would either love it or hate it but I saw it as a no brainer =D
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:11 am
you're all over it like gravy on bisquits. 5L
Cyrenius - April 14, 2010, 8:08 am
This is great 5l


JAKE KNEW THEY HAD THE TALENT - and the material to strike it big Why it didn't happen will forever remain a misery


TAGS: tom garage band
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - June 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
I heard one of their tunes this morning. ;) 5
sickartist - June 21, 2010, 7:34 pm
hahahahaha 5L


HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY -




IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!


TAGS: twin towers september 11th atomic mushroom
Rating: 2.31/5
Corey - August 16, 2009, 6:09 am
Yeah cuz we wernt at war with Japan or anything, and its not like a invasion of the island wouldnt have costed 100's of thousands of lives... oh wait.
Anon - August 3, 2009, 9:31 pm
Don't make us come for you next.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Nor did many find it funny when we did it to them.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:46 pm
Never a truer thing said.


SO PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planes trains automobiles calendar knowledge
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Airman - September 12, 2011, 4:34 pm
I want to come too
Verdeckt - September 11, 2011, 7:01 am
In5pired


THE WAITING -


TAGS: apologies to tom petty
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 8:55 am
Only 1 Pick-a-nick Basket per day!
bobfromaccounting - June 17, 2009, 8:14 pm
Patient bear Is patient.


OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.




CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Atheist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


PHANTOM OF THE OPERA -




VASECTOMY -




CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


PROFESSOR RAY PALMER - Livin' the dream


TAGS: wonder woman atom comics
Rating: 3.15/5


LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US - All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line, as calls are taken in the order they are received


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by gil

Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:01 am
No beer and no tv make Homer something something...


ROCK BOTTOM -


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

moooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:12 am
ok Todd. Get off my internet.
MO - May 30, 2009, 10:10 pm
I like to call it motihacking. Of course there's always mustyfaking as well.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 10:03 pm
Todd is introducing old posters as his own.
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yarr!!!
ThePirate - May 30, 2009, 9:51 pm
Why are we seeing posters that have been here for 2 years? This is crap
MO - May 30, 2009, 9:49 pm
You're there, so you can just quit now....


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: excused compounded memory age tomorrow
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 4:45 am
I'm considering voting on this one............... Maybe later. Yeah, later is good.


WHO THE HELL... - is Tom Arrow? And what will he never know?


TAGS: who the hell is tom arrow
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - October 3, 2010, 12:49 am
Thanks... I had a lot of fun with the tattoo thing
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
Awesome, I seriously laughed for like 5 minutes.


LES GROSSMAN - You're gonna need to call the United Nations to get a binding resolution to keep him from destroying you!


TAGS: tom cruise tropic thunder
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by WTF

CANADA - July 22, 2009, 8:10 am
k i laughed cause i just watched that movie. but still not a good poster
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:20 am
Just because you figured out how to make posters does NOT mean you should.


I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. - You told the defense to move so he'd fall in the end-zone. Cool story, Bro.




I WANT TO PLAY A GAME -




GENTLEMEN -




TECHNOLOGY - " A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips


TAGS: fax technology stomp funny
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Marlfox

pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:44 am
111523
drivenbywhat - December 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
haha.
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L for you. 1L for that guys unfortunate name.
SunnyDay - December 23, 2010, 12:53 pm
funny quote & good matching pic 5L


LIFE - Dance Like There Is No Tomorrow For The Sun May Not Come Out Tomorrow




NO REFUNDS -


TAGS: kids customer service humor
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 7:34 pm

Thank you!~~Vern is some guy with adhesive tape on his glasses and a pocket protector for his...pocket. Call me Linda, please. (grin)
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

nice stuff today vern :)


Tom Baker -




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They lovin'




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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...


TAGS: gangster tomato ryan clover jessica
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:57 pm
"tomatoes are evil dot com" that is :P They warn you about gangstas like this one!
Signe - February 13, 2009, 2:56 pm
Wow, I guess this is proof that tomatoes are evil dot com are right! (that's a real website) God, that tomato is scary!
George - April 6, 2008, 3:57 pm
GEEEEEEHHHHHHYYYYYYY


HIS NUZZLING SPOT -


TAGS: kitty sick hurt stomach cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 11:38 pm
AWWW! Love it! 5L's


A Word Of Advice -




BEAUTY -


TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Thack

Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention WHORE.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.


NAVY TOMAHAWKS - When you want to make a big impression Send it air express


TAGS: navy tomahawk awesome death
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

mjnavyguy - January 11, 2010, 11:08 am
knowing where to point it is the easy part getting the right permissions - not so much
Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:59 am
Works best if you know where to point it


MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU


TAGS: navy tomahawk libya
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by SK1

JDSlimz - March 23, 2011, 5:06 pm
This makes me proud to be a US Navy Sailor!
iyaayas66 - March 20, 2011, 11:28 pm
It's the U.S. Navy's version of lawn darts: Tomahawk Catch!


50 CENT/ TOM CRUISE - Try stopping Scientology now.


TAGS: 50 cent tom cruise hybrid scientology
Rating: 1.52/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
Fucking crazy!!!
... - April 18, 2009, 11:17 am
fucking lame
50 50 - June 27, 2008, 6:16 pm
fucking great


GOODNIGHT KISS -


TAGS: goodnight tonsillectomies day iceman
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 5:31 pm
@ TheGoat Wordplay joke. He desires the rest of her in addition to her kiss.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
On a female note "or his".
TheGoat - January 20, 2011, 9:10 pm
The rest of her what? She seems eminently well built to me!
Derek - January 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
oh, very good


TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -


TAGS: 50cal target practice tomato
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:18 pm
well played. 5l
mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:25 am
LOL


LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.


TAGS: answers bottom bottle cant hurt
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:47 pm
King of "Look What I Found" You get a 5 just for the halibut.


LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




ANNOYING PEOPLE - When your in the business of customer service, you do your best not to reach out and slap the annoying ones.


TAGS: bad customer
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:41 pm
Hey...I just drank 6 cups of expresso...so, if you don't mind, you'll be the butt of my caffeine for an hour or so (commas and apostrophes...damn)
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
I know.
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:37 pm
Joke
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:35 pm
Noted, Bone.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
I failed that lesson!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
My wife calls it "Playing the Game"...Me, I've been know to slap the sh1t out of people (note the comma Veggie)


ROCK BOTTOM - Could Be Worse... It Could Be His Sister...


TAGS: rock bottom worse sister
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by TailsDoll

TailsDoll - July 23, 2010, 1:02 pm
HEY!!!...she's not that old...........
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:09 pm

...you mean instead of his mom?


ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot


TAGS: ncis tv show sexy girl agent cop back bottom
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by giulio

CodenameBFG - January 31, 2009, 7:10 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! AND LOOK DAMN SEXY DOING IT. end of line.
ProfessorDouche - October 19, 2008, 5:09 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! FAIL!
Briton of Rose - October 6, 2008, 3:02 pm
For grammar's sake, this should read: "ZIVA DAVID - Only on television could a jazz singer this hot also be known as a "cold-blooded killer"."


LITTLE HADRON COLLIDER - If you use it right, she won't miss the Large Hadron Collider!




TOM TOM - *take a left right now!* never take your navigation system to literally


TAGS: tom tom navigation
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by culos

Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:41 am
Heheh good advertising for NavMan
Culos - November 11, 2008, 4:32 pm
*extra work to improve your skills.
Culos - November 11, 2008, 4:31 pm
Bob fucking Chin again go away and die. I get tons of correct criticism which makes me LOL. You are just stupid and not able to read proper English. On top of that your grammar sucks. Maybe you can ask your kindergarten teacher tomorrow to give you some
bOB cHIN - November 11, 2008, 4:20 pm
"It's not easy is it to see the joke...." Your comment defines the fail that is this poster. No one who drives around in a Lambo has a crappy TomTom. If you can't take a little criticism, you have other options.
Culos - November 11, 2008, 1:05 pm
Bob Chin go away and die. If your knowledge of the English language does not allow you to read properly you should not be here.
energy - November 11, 2008, 1:03 pm
add a cowboy & indian in the picture & you'd have the village people.
Bob Chin - November 11, 2008, 12:53 pm
2, two, too, to .... pick 1...Fail I think that hte no parking sign at the top of this pic is as (more) funny than the caption
Culos - November 11, 2008, 12:21 pm
It's not easy is it to see the joke....
brock0lee - November 11, 2008, 12:16 pm
looks more like he took a right


On Any Given Day -


TAGS: acceptance tom attitude character endorsement
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:59 am
Oh-h-h-h-h, no...thank YOU. You've been rockin’ this place, GB. Keep on keepin' on.
Greybeard - May 8, 2014, 8:26 am
Thank you. :)
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:25 am
Love this


ambition -


TAGS: ambition breaking out of tomb
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:52 am
Just when I thought there was no value to the whole zombie meme...5 edumacatshunal lions...


CUSTOMER SERVICE - Is alive and well in Europe




THE GUYS THAT WOULDN'T BUCKLE TO THE NAZIS. -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: rock bottom
Rating: 4.69/5

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Jackl - December 15, 2010, 8:26 pm
ouch, the dog is all ashamed that someone had a camera


DUST TO DUST -


TAGS: atomic blast
Rating: 4.64/5

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Neener - October 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
This one is going to favs


HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! - stay safe


TAGS: 4th tomahawk
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:24 pm

Amesome pic


GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.




ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: legion anon atom power epic
Rating: 3.24/5

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Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 2:25 pm
PS: Me Too Young To Care About Goverment Andor Anarchy, the way i see it things are good the way they are.
Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 2:24 pm
Dude,What I Do Online, Has Nothing To Do With What I Do In Real Life, I A Straight A Student Captain Of the swim And Soccer Team. I Live Life To Win, I Just Use The Webs To Unleashe Fail Haw, Because We All Need To Fail Sometimes,
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:13 pm
Just like religion overthrowing governments. You have vision and purpose, but no understanding of long-term effects.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
History has shown that you beat the game by playing the game. Come out from the shadows, roll up your sleeves, and make a life out of change. What you strive for amounts to anarchy... and that, again, leads to a more suffocating leadership.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
Oh Hammy...so young, so eager, so.......stupid (sorry man)
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Tsk tsk. Such delusions of grandeur.
Hawamleh - July 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
They Are Not An Organization, We Are Not An Organization, We Are The People, We Are Everyone...
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 4:52 am
As I've said before... crush a leadership, and you'll open the door for organized crime. And if you think your leadership is opressive now, just remember what organized crime does to this sort of resistance.
TheTrashHeap - July 10, 2010, 1:07 am
Let's see what other groups from history hid behind masks...
TheTrashHeap - July 10, 2010, 1:05 am
Who would lead a group too scared to show their faces?
Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:32 am
With this power, we can cause leaders to fall, movements to crumble, but we have no main spokesman.


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TAGS: tom brady patriots
Rating: 2.67/5

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mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:33 am
Way to go "no use" Bring the funny not the stupid.
a name - July 4, 2009, 2:31 am
No, thank you. I imagine that would feel very awkward for all parties involved...
Tony G - July 4, 2009, 2:27 am
fuck the pats


MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@[email protected]#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out hot apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


MARKETING -


TAGS: looking for new customers
Rating: 4.71/5

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fasteddie - July 24, 2010, 3:49 pm
that's some funny ass shit......


SAND SCULPTURES - DOESN'T THE WIG LOOK LIFELIKE? -


TAGS: sandy bottoms
Rating: 4.56/5

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shmoe13 - January 1, 2011, 7:47 pm
can i get one of those applications too
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2010, 7:35 am
So where do I turn in my resume for sand applicator?


BEER I SMUGGLED A BUNCH INTO WORK -


TAGS: beer smuggled work in stomach
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:35 pm
I don't know that feeling. But if it happened I would just say that I just made room for more...
- June 10, 2012, 6:23 pm
... but now it wants out real bad !


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.


TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am
.................roll


TOMORROW - will be cancelled due to lack of interest.




CARTOON LOGIC - Whatever you think it can work will work. If you think there is still ground under your feet you can stand or walk in midair. If you think your silly camouflage can fool your enemy it will do.




KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots


TAGS: tom bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr faggots twins
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by RnR

forseti - April 8, 2010, 8:48 am
the comments are much more funny than this bad drawed pic... AND NO, Tokio Hotel is so fuckin' NOT rock!!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:22 am
Quiet child! The adults are Motifaking.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:50 am
wooow, you're sick dude. this is so not funny. you're such an idiot. you really have to much sparetime. seriously man, get a f*cking life. if this is what you do for fun, then you're just sad. i feel bad for you. get some help.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:26 am
no wonder people got angry! this is not okay at all!! and it is a insult against the brothers. and NOT normal! what the f*ck is wrong with you??!!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wow, people got rather angry in this one.
wow - November 1, 2009, 10:15 pm
you have a disturbing definition of amusing......
Zed - November 1, 2009, 1:08 pm
You have a strange definition of "rocks".
wow - November 1, 2009, 5:50 am
This is really disturbing I have to say. I can't believe someone found this amusing. Regardless of it being the twins...wow....to think that someone actually thought of this and found it amusing,so much more disturbing hen the actual content. BTW..TH rock
TO ME - August 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
okay you clown faggot go and get them....i call bullshit you fucking virgin queer.
to other kat - August 18, 2009, 9:30 pm
GO FUCK YOURSELF PUSSY
Other Kat - July 3, 2009, 8:39 pm
Duuuuude, not cool, not cool at all. Rape is soooo not funny, you could get in serious shit for putting this up. Who ever drew this, is a sick, sick creature, and most probably has raped and or abused someone, this is not cool.
Bill - June 14, 2009, 11:45 am
It is great; but would have been better if it was Bushido raping him! Do one with Bushido!
noddachance - May 21, 2009, 3:52 pm
I can't believe that this could be entertaining to anyone, in anyway shape, or form. Ignorance is not bliss, it's DANGEROUS!
kenny - April 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
the rape & woman beating on here doesn't bother me as much as the POS's don't filter out the lack of quality
RuSERIOUS? - April 18, 2009, 12:22 pm
Wow, this is redic. Rape is not something to joke about to giggle about CAUSE IT DOES ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO SOME PEOPLE... ya fuckin prick.
Me. - April 10, 2009, 1:08 pm
DUDE!?!?! WTF!? how the fuck can you allow shit like this to be posted??? this is some sick fucking shit... I'm half tempted to get the authorities to take a look at this site...
TH SUCKS - March 26, 2009, 6:33 pm
lol this is sooooo true!
Mandi - March 19, 2009, 7:30 pm
seriously thats not even funny! poor bill, and tom is def the hot one
Mr Taco - February 14, 2009, 5:54 pm
0_0 !!!!!!
Shelby - January 15, 2009, 8:01 pm
*sigh* Poor Bill. I knew Tom would turn on him someday.... being the ugly twin and all...
Emily - January 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Damn I should NOT be getting turned on by that!
mcpoopersonfinklejew - November 23, 2008, 4:22 pm
Come on. His ass didn't bleed THAT much.


HIROSHIMA - Ha, you missed.


TAGS: hiroshima japan atomic bomb
Rating: 1.73/5

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LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:35 pm
Monty Python is always a good source!
Nonsense - April 6, 2009, 5:26 pm
Good response.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 11:01 am
They said you couldn't build a castle in a swamp, but I did - and it sank. So I built another one on top of it - and it sank. So I built another one on top of that and it burned down, fell over and sank! But now, THIS one stands!
Nonsense - April 6, 2009, 10:46 am
Yes we did. Still standing, isn't it?
anon - April 6, 2009, 1:09 am
No, We didn't


Facepalm look -




Hope -


TAGS: tombstone grave cemetery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 24, 2014, 9:05 pm
LOL, mao
maoworks2 - July 24, 2014, 12:04 pm
The Bill .


Customer Service -




THE ONE CONSTANT -




TOMORROW -


TAGS: annie scotch tomorrow thanks air
Rating: 4.71/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Yes, there's nothing sweeter than forbidden fruit. The good lord does a lot of baiting.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:07 pm
I have my Kitchen Aid one and my Ted Bundy one i did this week. I love the dark humor and blasphemy ones that best.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:01 pm
Lol Most definitely. I once made a poster about masturbating to Jesus Christ.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:59 pm
I have quite a few in my basement that make this look like a baby magazine cover.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
It's really not. I've seen far worse. Hell, today is "make fun of Muhammad" day. lol
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:54 pm
Meh, i don't even think this one is all that bad.
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 5:50 pm
Tasteless? I may not know much about art, but I know what I like. Good taste? People with "good taste" eat shit like caviar and escargot, which leads me to believe they have no taste at all. There is certainly nothing wrong with making lowbrow jokes. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 3:02 pm
Yes i think this is funny. So have 4 other members. What is it with your hard on for using the word tasteless? Are you a websense secret agent is or what?
angelous - July 22, 2010, 2:50 pm
And I guess u think this's funny... ha-ha... so tasteless buddy.


AND IN THE END -


TAGS: tomorrow heal today
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - September 26, 2012, 5:50 pm
5L Greeny.
Greeny - September 26, 2012, 5:54 am
That's not the point
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:49 am
The emblem of the Sufis.
mariand - September 26, 2012, 12:19 am
yeah...right...let's focus on today


72 COCAINE CAPSULES IN THE GI TRACT - Dude, that's gotta hurt.


TAGS: cocaine stomach bacon
Rating: 4.44/5

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gas - September 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
according to the news, "Police were alerted after authorities noticed his nervous behavior". I wonder what made him more nervous, the possibility of beeing catched or the sensation to be carrying a bomb in the stomach
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 1:17 am
How do you catch someone smuggling drugs that way? Is it because they look sick and that arouses suspicion? What if someone doesn't swallow enough to make themselves obvious ill?


BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM - Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?


TAGS: big bottom assignment
Rating: 4.35/5

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TokinFire - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
"This goes to 11."
Zed - March 18, 2010, 4:51 pm
Big Bottom, featured on Spinal Tap's Back From The Dead album and the Motion Picture Soundtrack, aka "Smell the Glove". 5 Lions
spacedog - March 18, 2010, 4:03 pm
Spinal Tap FTW! 5Ls.


AN HONOR WHEN BESTOWED - Yet Few Are Deemed Worthy


TAGS: awarded for general tomfoolery
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 4:36 am
I'm worthy!!!!. But that nasty restraining order will keep me out of the club.
culos - February 9, 2010, 4:29 am
Nice! Now let's form a committee so we can democratically decide who's worthy!
pieman - February 8, 2010, 4:28 pm
I don't know if this is a rorschach thing but this look a little like my Quaity liberation medal. The sword throught the ass looks like how I felt when I was done.


MAN-CARD - MISTER, I wasn't there to think! I was a soldier following ORDERS!! Wasn't a lot of BACK-TALK in this mission Wasn't a lot tolerated niether.




ATOMIC ARMAGEDDON -




SUPRISE BUTTSECKS - Messy Suprise Buttsecks


TAGS: dave tom t rivs exlax gay
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by GenocideFace

Guest091 - August 31, 2009, 9:27 am
We're going to need a cleanup on Aisle 3.
nfwu - February 7, 2009, 2:16 am
ah, im not mad, but the each of us that you made fun of made something about you!


TOM BRADY -




DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions


TAGS: house football nfl foreman tomlin
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by Adrian

Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:35 pm
Comments fail
Atmanix - October 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
It should also be noted this isn't House...
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Look-a-like FAIL.


FAMILY OUTCAST - Some will do anything, just to be included.


TAGS: bottom left
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

phydeaux - April 13, 2010, 1:00 am
1l. Been done, often, and much better.
Zealot - April 12, 2010, 3:08 pm
I just noticed the person their sitting on


BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP - ugly goes to the bone




RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS - "Waitress, I'll have the chop steak! Rare!"




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